...while I still have
internet access, I have to talk a bit about Quito and the rest of orientation up until now.
Quito is beautiful and dirty at the same time. The standard home is little more than concrete walls with squares cut out for windows. White paint is applied directly to this concrete unevenly. Less frequent versions of these homes are bright green, yellow, red, blue or orange. I´m not quite sure why it´s worked out the way it has, but when viewed from afar, it´s as if the city is a
predominantly white canvas, splattered in places with loud splotches of these colors and propped against a mountainside. Up close, the city is filthy. Sanitation is nothing when the government
doesn´t have the infrastructure to support it. I knew I was in a third world country when I was allowed to smell its streets, and everyone reading this knows what that smell is without my having to write another letter. I´m still trying to decide how much I enjoy being in Quito.
Moving right along, I´ll mention that I´m actually writing these first three posts from the teacher´s workroom of the school I´ll be working at in Santa Elena. Starting on Thursday, the orientation schedule called for all the
WorldTeach volunteers to visit their respective sites, which meant 37 people moving all over the country and a hundred headaches for Kane and Therese, who are as supportive, laid back and perfect for this type of work as anyone could ask for. For me, the site visit has meant a ten-hour bus ride to Guayaquil, Ecuador´s largest and significantly wealthier city, a two hour transfer to Santa Elena and a short ride to La
Libertad, the neighboring town only 4 km down the road from the streets of Santa Elena. That is... in principle. One of the first cultural lessons you have to learn in Ecuador is the people´s perception (or
misperception, from my point of view) of time. Very little here happens when it was originally scheduled for. In other words, timeliness and this whole concept that ¨time is money¨is a purely American value. What this means in practice is that a supposed ten-hour bus ride turns into a thirteen-hour one, and a simple bus transfer turns into a night spent at
Chelby´s host family´s home in downtown Guayaquil when the terminal closes early. So far, the host families have easily been the most delightful parts of this whole experience. If some nation´s average citizen were based on a prototype of one of these people, I´m convinced we´d have a successfully Socialist nation on our hands.
While this is a near truth to me, it goes without saying that Ecuador too has its share of bad apples. My host family back in Quito went to great lengths to spell it out for me that I needed to have a tight grip ¨con
los manos¨on my luggage as I sniffed out the bus to the southern beaches in Guayaquil´s massive bus terminal. While I have absolutely no fear of violent crime in neither a small town like Santa Elena nor a big city like Quito, I´m constantly fingering the outline of my wallet through my khakis to make sure it´s still there. Petty theft here is more than a statistic; for some it´s a livelihood. After riding this country from top to bottom and seeing some of the poverty that exists here, I can´t say I blame all of them.
Even so, I wonder why the Ecuadorian thieves don´t get a little more creative. Just the other day, we were given the afternoon to explore Quito a bit. Traveling south from the
Mariskal, the neighborhood where all of our orientation events take place, brings you to the
vieja, or old, sector of Quito. In perhaps Quito´s most famous Catholic church (this is going to make you shutter, Aunt Mary), a man walked up from behind and squirted mustard down one of the volunteer´s back. Having been warned in our survival guide of this little scam, she quickly sidled away from him. If she
hadn´t possessed the knowledge that she did, the scam was to be completed when another thief (perhaps more) approached her saying, ¨Oh, no, no, no. Let me clean that off for you,¨an action that would have provided enough of a distraction for one of them to slip away a camera or a wallet or, if you´re really going for the balls, a passport. I´m at somewhat of an advantage being 6´2¨, which I really do believe is intimidating to many of the people here, with a pro receiver type build (he he), but I´m going to have to use public transportation a lot in my year in Ecuador. When boarding the bus from Quito to Guayaquil, for instance, it´s important to make sure that´s a
PanAmericana employee who´s storing your
lugguage, and you have to make sure no one ¨mistakes¨his or her bag for yours at one of the many stops along the way. I´
ve already thought up one scam myself: For those buses with a storage compartment that can be accessed from either of the bus´flanks, simply provide a distraction on one side and steal from the other (please don´t tell the Ecuadorians!). It gets even trickier when you´re forced to stand on the bus and every Ecuadorian in Quito needs to get to work on time, and so squishes you so tightly together being 6´2¨gives you a whole new sense of appreciation. If you wear your backpack the way it´s meant to be worn, someone can pick right through it without your having the slightest idea. Other
ladrones prefer to do things a bit less inconspicuously and will slash a hole in your purse or pack and treat your personal belongings like the candy inside a
piñata (a Mexican tradition, not an Ecuadorian one). Just to keep this in perspective, however, that knife is only turned against an actual person with the same relative frequency that it is in good, old Wisconsin.
So, after spending the night in Guayaquil and meeting
Chelby´s host parents and her three lovely daughters (and hell yes, guys, the Latina women look as good as they´re all cracked up to be) I finally made it to the coast by ten o´clock this morning. Of course nothing could go as planned. Because none of the streets here are well-marked and I was overly anxious, I got off the bus at the wrong stop, which gave Umberto, the director at my school, the chance to relish in a little treasure hunt throughout the streets of Santa Elena. I still say he lost because it took the clerk behind the counter of a street-shop pharmacy to get him to find me sitting there like a big, dumb gringo, which, by the way, can spread the gamut from a cultural slur to a term of endearment here. I´
ve forgotten who told me that the term was originally developed by the Mexicans, combining ¨green¨and ¨go¨to tell greedy Americans to get the hell off their land at some point in history. But just last night
Chelby´s host mom called me a ¨
gringito,¨or little gringo, and I really
didn´t mind it at all.
I have a million other things I could say but won´t because I´
ve already been typing for way too long when I should be observing Jenny´s English class instead. I´ll be one of the only native English speakers here, which makes me feel pretty good because even if I turn out to be a crummy teacher, at least each class I teach can be two hours of my students listening to a crummy teacher without the linguistic infelicities of native Spanish speaker whose also developed a tongue for English.
What can I say about Santa Elena without knowing anything about it yet? Like I mentioned before, La
Libertad is 4 km to the west and traveling further out onto the tip of the southern beach´s peninsula will bring you to Salinas, which is definitely worth talking about. The guidebooks say that the main stretch of road running through Salinas looks like Miami, and even though I haven´t really seen Miami except for what I´
ve seen on TV, I´d have to agree. During the ride from Quito to Guayaquil, I wondered if it was going to be worth it for my friends and family to come out to visit me for anything more than a taste of Ecuador. Salinas has put that fear to rest. It´s the off-season now (December to April is the Ecuadorian summer, which
doesn´t mean what it does to a Wisconsinite because the climate here is so steady. Summer means the sun comes out, which means so do the people). When some of you come to visit me (Steve, Jesse, Cody, I know I can count on you guys if no one else) you will be able to sense the average household income increase as the bus travels west from Santa Elena to La
Libertad and finally to Salinas. We will surf, we will eat seafood and we will be happy, unlike so many people who lack the opportunity to do so in their own backyard. Did I not mention that you won´t have to worry about exchanging your dollars? They´re good here, my friends. Sometime in the 80s or early 90s the government switched over because the economy was crashing. The
dollarization has done wonders for this country other than skyrocket the price on certain goods the poor demand. Even so, the economy has been making consistent gains for years. I´ll talk money and politics another time. There´s so much to be said and not least among it all... the beach is beautiful, and I love where I´ll be teaching come October!